Bush and Gates destroyed by pensioner!!!!!!

Unfortunately, - not the downfall of the two most powerful and wealthy men in the world, but the fact that some dozy bluerinse decided that the quickest route home after Sunday lunch was through my garden!

So I am now minus a gate for the postman to walk through, and two Laburnum bushes are doing their best dying swan impression on my front lawn.

There ought to be a driving test for people over the age of 60 as I am sure that at that age, recklesness levels, only previously demonstrated by 15 year old`s on crack, suddenly rise to the surface again. And another thing - anyone driving whilst wearing a flat cap should be automatically banned, in fact abolish breath tests and introduce a flat cap test, this would reduce accidents, bring down insurance premiums and raise the average driving speed by 10 mph legally.

As previously commented on Bruv`s blog, Aprosexic, we now have two funeral directors on our little Island. Bring in compulsory euthanasia at 65 and I will stop selling rugs and set up my own chain of funeral directors. This would legally increase the driving time for millions and do away with that awful fashion statement as quickly as my garden was destroyed!

Rant over - back to important matters.

On top of that good news the toilet broke today, so after a day grafting I spent the last 2 hours repairing the loo! - deep joy, how I love being an adult, there are so many pleasures to enjoy, but this is not one of them.

I hate plumbing!

Rant over, - back to important matters.

Tomorrow sees the reformation of the band, with a vocalist and bassist lined up for their trial.

We have adverised for their services on the internet and received immediate responses, so hopefully tomorrow will be a musical extravaganza.

We don`t know whether we will persist with the previous band name "The Standards" - so have adverised under the name of "The Reaction" which has references to "The Jam" but is also an anagram of the sixties band "The Creation"

So to make a good impression I spent yesterday, (the market was washed out and it was a good excuse to watch the FA Cup Final,) cleaning my cymbals, so they are now all shiny and bright, and sound great!

Gig dates soon to be released, (hopefully!)